i just recently read kevin's xanga. his classifications of asian girls are pretty accurate in my opinion, although classifying and judging women isnt really my cup of tea. what i noticed is that he left out a group i found existent here in davis: those girls who possess a lack of attractive qualities (or sufficient amount, depending on ones standards) YET seek only guys that greatly outnumber them in terms of qualities, qualities can be either physical or personality. in other words, girls who aint all that only wanna hookup with guys that got the good stuff. or you could also say theyre a 2.9 complaining about how much they want a 9. i feel kind of sorry for these types of girls, and just now a friend even told me "hahahah that sucks for them...they will be single for the rest of their lives then!"
sometimes i question the hygiene of some of the people in this dorm. im not quite sure of the extent to which this goes on in other dorms across the country, but some of the people have nasty habits in the bathroom. most common is probably the non hand-washer. i shall dub this person...cootybastard. do not make any sort of physical contact with this species, for they either refuse to wash up appropriately after making a tinkle or doodie. seriously, if you just made some kaka, i think you should take the precaution of soaping up anyway. my friend reminded me that if people consume feces (for whatever reason), they could ingest those worms that wreak havoc and sap your nutrition from the intestines (some worms growing up to 20 feet). good ol symbiotes. anyway, the range of cootybastards that exist in the 1st story bathroom range from those who take a crap and then do the 3 second hand wash, all the way to the guy(s) that pees, doesnt flush, and heads straight for the door. other organisms belonging to this class include the loogyhawkers in the shower, and the worst of all (at least in these showers where the floor remains undivided and everyones water travels throught the same drain) are the shower pissers....aka yellow bathers. unfortunately ive been a victim to the yellow bather numerous times last quarter, probably from the same guy. i go in, start my business, the other guy goes in, turns on his shower head, then all of the sudden i can smell urine. and hot water sure doesnt help. even though im blind in the morning, i dont need to look down to see if the waters yellow to prove that somethings going on.
or maybe im just spoiled. back in the days of the industrial revolution, people used the streets as a cesspool, and i think people actually tolerated walking down a road full of human crap (or getting crap dumped on them).


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