UPDATED with a quote from little sister

in the past two days 9 different guys have pointed out to me saying something along the lines of:

"DUUUUDE, i love the weather...so many girls in skirts today! why do they have to show themsevles like that?"


and then i think to myself, how would girls react if i reversed the situation. not that i would wear a skirt. keeping up with the latest and greatest trends (yeah right), for one day ill walk around campus with nothing but a trucker hat and flip flops. would it be something along the lines of:

"LIKE OMG!!! his flipflops match the color of his trucker hat! what a turnout on. wait a minute, are both his shirt and shorts the same color? ewwwww" *cringe*

shudder? mission accomplished.


gail is lazy: this girl had thunder thighs
gail is lazy: and i'm like
gail is lazy: dude- if you're gonna wear that, you'd better have the legs for it

so if you have a bodonkadonk, dont even bother.

last weekend i attended a wannabe prodriving school. more about that later. heres a picture of me psyched out, ready to go, with a look that strikes fear into the eyes of fear.


i was so afraid that those orange cones would own me.