man im really lazy. i dont feel like rambling. id rather just post aim convos. heres more:

hu0niu: when i was in elementary school
hu0niu: i used to trip my friend on purpose
hu0niu: and say
hu0niu: "why u trippin"
hu0niu: ROLF

jerk. a funny one.

EvErEminiscE: i'm not going to japan anymore
EvErEminiscE: so yeah
EvErEminiscE: sorry, i guess i can't give you your [omitted]
EvErEminiscE: i can bring you back a couple of whores from china though, i think i'm gonna go there after going to taiwan
hoYhoYpinoYboY: i didnt want a [omitted]
hoYhoYpinoYboY: i wanted a centerpiece
hoYhoYpinoYboY: for our dining table
EvErEminiscE: oh yeah, you wanted the eggbeater
hoYhoYpinoYboY: lol
EvErEminiscE: hahah i'll bring back a couple of prostitutes and put them on our table
EvErEminiscE: they'll be the perfect centerpiece
hoYhoYpinoYboY: can i have concubine
hoYhoYpinoYboY: maybe two
EvErEminiscE: i bet everybody will look at them when they visit us
hoYhoYpinoYboY: peter can have one of them
EvErEminiscE: and jason will never leave
EvErEminiscE: hahah
EvErEminiscE: peter can't have any
EvErEminiscE: katherine will go mad
EvErEminiscE: and bust in with her war cries

yeahhh. only guys would say such things. *shrugs*

KaBONKong (10:46:34 PM): Tonight was the night. It had been at least a week since my last time, and I was finally going to get some cockwhacking in. I left my apartment alone and in a hurry; it would be too awkward to let any of my roommates know about this hobby. I jogged on my way to the usual meeting place, warming up for what was no doubt going to be some strenuous activity, at least for my forearms if nothing else.
When I had arrived, there were already people waiting their turns, watching others, and those who were vigorously whacking away. I approached a reasonably fit looking gentleman and propositioned him, he was eager to join me. Then we sat and watched. The foursome before us were almost done, and there was white flying everywhere.

KaBONKong (10:46:40 PM): When it came our turn, myself and three other men quickly stood, eager to perform. My partner and I faced the two others, and we decided on who's cock to start with first. I showed them mine, and they agreed. I embraced the base of my rod, the shaft portruding long out of my hand to lead to the oversized head. I pinched the cock with my fingertips, sweat was already running down my head with anticipation. Then I gave control over to my partner. He was good. He knew just where to place the cock, and the other two never saw it coming. They couldn't stop the oncoming speedy three inches of white mass as fast as they scrambled, and it eventually ricocheted off one of their bodies and onto the floor. One to zero.
Damn I love badminton.

hoYhoYpinoYboY (10:47:10 PM): omg.
hoYhoYpinoYboY (10:47:15 PM): damn you
hoYhoYpinoYboY (10:47:17 PM): hhaha
KaBONKong (10:47:19 PM): Hahahaha
hoYhoYpinoYboY (10:47:20 PM): did you make that up?
KaBONKong (10:47:25 PM): I wish
KaBONKong (10:47:27 PM): Ming did

yeah. im lackin those creative juices. maybe in a few months ill stop posting these.