the following entry strictly pertains to the show fullmetal alchemist. i found ethans possible ending pretty damn funny, as well as deans cat fetish ending.

KaBONKong: Here's how it goes down
KaBONKong: Ed and Al use alchemy but accidently fuse together
KaBONKong: And they go crazy
KaBONKong: Mustang has to take them down with the help of Armstrong
KaBONKong: So they create a ultra powerful exploding rock move
KaBONKong: And destroy mountains with it
KaBONKong: And then EdAl fights them
KaBONKong: But then the Homonculus interrupt
KaBONKong: And Lust gets all horny
KaBONKong: And gluttony starves
KaBONKong: and Envy . . . gets shot with a harpoon gun
KaBONKong: And EdAl, Mustang and Armstrong decide to be friends
KaBONKong: And a disco ball drops
KaBONKong: And everyone shows up
KaBONKong: And they all boggie down
KaBONKong: And who's that as DJ?
KaBONKong: It's Hughes
KaBONKong: The End
hoYhoYpinoYboY: JYEAHHHH
KaBONKong: Fucking best ending ever