greatest discovery since nuclear fission
i finally found the key to the ladder theory, and how to properly crack it....but its getting late. maybe after finals are over. and this comes from two reliable sources. so ya. hurray broken down ladder theory. its been two years since you were first discovered.
secret of ladder theory:
hoYhoYpinoYboY: Scenario 1: Tom meets Jane. She's pretty and seems interesting to talk to. Tom and Jane start haging out and talking more and more. Tom develops an attraction to Jane, and one day tries to kiss her. Jane tell Tom she doesn't think of him that way and she wants to remain friends. The next few weeks contact between the two falls off. Jane starts fucking an outlaw biker.
Ladder Theory Explanation: Tom met Jane. Tom was immediately placed on the friends ladder. Tom didn't know this. Tom tried to jump ladders. Jane kicked Tom in the head rather than let him on and sent him hurtling to the Abyss below. The oulaw biker was not on her friends ladder (they never are) but rather on her good ladder.
: ohhhhhh we can talk about this FOREVER
: tera and i went through this earlier
: thing this is girls believe in attraction
: not just on a physical level
: but they think they can tell if they'd get along with a guy
: from the moment they meet him
: whether he flirts right
: and catches her eye
: or whether he just seems like friend material
: then girls proceed to dump into either category
hoYhoYpinoYboY: AH so this the secret
: it's not so much about LOOKS though
: because u can stand out
: if you know how to play the game
: like you have to seem like you don't want to be the "friend"
: you almost have to have that like playful nature from the start
: make her feel special
: and go back and forth
: the problem with GUYS HOWEVER
: is that they don't want to play the game until the get to know the girl
: and feel like she's worth
: pursuing in that direction
: but by then it's too late
: because we think, "oh we just grew on each other"
: and we're so used to the habit of seeing u as a friend
: that it's hard to just want to kiss you overnight
: so basically even if you don't like the girl............
: if you think in the slightest way
: that you ever could
: start playing her from the start
: just so you don't end up in the friend category from the beginning
: :/
: that's how to be successful
time to manwhore it up this summer.


4 Comments:
Best thing since sliced bread... but i forgot what it is this ladder theory. I may have climbed the ladder many times, but the ladder falls over. =]
^is Jerry, why do i always forget =/
be witty/funny, open, and confident (but not cocky)
works for me and prolly gary
u cant give eprops on this shit, wtf :P
Mike, i just wanted to say that you're cute, really nice, that i know of :P and smart...so i wouldn't change a thing!! i'm serious...don't be a manwhore. Maybe being yourself isn't paying off at the moment but i'm sure it will...you're a nice guy and the world needs more of you! you just need to have confidence in who you are.
-your "anonymous friend"
...yeah, you know me.
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