Michael Huang Hernandez

okay okay okay, my most sincere apologies if the material ive been churning out has only been sub-par lately. right now youre probably scratching your head wondering what the hells up with my middle name there.

thefacebook is an excellent procrastinators tool as many of you well know. most people think its just a piece of crap, to show off to all of your friends people you know or have remotely heard of. ill admit, at first it was slightly addicting browsing through my own network and seeing whos friends with who (or in many instances, who thinks who is hot and simply decided to add them to their friends list). lately ive noticed that theyve revamped the ucdavis facebook to allow people to form groups with common interests, even creating space for a forum for these groups. as you can guess, the groups ive joined include The Fresno Group, Seinfeld, Monopoly Players, Texas Holdem Players, and the Family Guy Rules. a few nights ago my roommate lifted the curtains on an invitation he received from a fairly small group. for the sake of privacy ive decided to substitute his first name with a rhyming name. bean chuang was blessed with an invitation to join the facebook group only known as the HUANG CLAN. i almost started literally rolling on the floor laughing. a guy with the last name CHUANG was invited to join the HUANG CLAN. what kind of clan makes these types of errors? roughly an hour ago, i decided to scope out what the huang clan had in store for me. so.... much like an underpaid abc reporter demoted to conjuring up stories for 20/20, i infiltrated the organization with ease.

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so there i am, Michael Hernandez sitting in the middle of the huang clan. the funny thing is, when you click on "view entire group" forever will my name stay at the top of the list, reigning #1, as HE comes before HU or HW. at first i was going to post on their message board inquiring why chuang had received an invitation, but then the lone single post by someone else caught my eye.

Posted at 10:40am November 19th, 2004.
david huang writes "Huang Shan (Yellow Mountain) in Anhui province, China, is named after the first Emperor because the peaks of the mountains rest above the clouds, like Heaven. Everyone here should make a visit and hike the mountain once in their lifetime :]"

personally, ive never hiked this mountain. and im wondering whether or not dean has either. rather than complain to represent dean, i felt replying to davids post would be the best course of action. oyyyyyy....alas i had a reunion with my imagination borrowing ideas from a recent embarrassing sock experience, dragonball z, and naruto (no i am not a naruto fanboy).

ill let you view it for yourself.

im hoping the huang clan allows me to remain with them forever. otherwise ill end up starting the hernandez clan, which is surely projected to outnumber the 21 members of the huang clan.