greatest discovery since nuclear fission

i finally found the key to the ladder theory, and how to properly crack it....but its getting late. maybe after finals are over. and this comes from two reliable sources. so ya. hurray broken down ladder theory. its been two years since you were first discovered.

secret of ladder theory:

hoYhoYpinoYboY: Scenario 1: Tom meets Jane. She's pretty and seems interesting to talk to. Tom and Jane start haging out and talking more and more. Tom develops an attraction to Jane, and one day tries to kiss her. Jane tell Tom she doesn't think of him that way and she wants to remain friends. The next few weeks contact between the two falls off. Jane starts fucking an outlaw biker.

Ladder Theory Explanation: Tom met Jane. Tom was immediately placed on the friends ladder. Tom didn't know this. Tom tried to jump ladders. Jane kicked Tom in the head rather than let him on and sent him hurtling to the Abyss below. The oulaw biker was not on her friends ladder (they never are) but rather on her good ladder.
: ohhhhhh we can talk about this FOREVER
: tera and i went through this earlier
: thing this is girls believe in attraction
: not just on a physical level
: but they think they can tell if they'd get along with a guy
: from the moment they meet him
: whether he flirts right
: and catches her eye
: or whether he just seems like friend material
: then girls proceed to dump into either category
hoYhoYpinoYboY: AH so this the secret
: it's not so much about LOOKS though
: because u can stand out
: if you know how to play the game
: like you have to seem like you don't want to be the "friend"
: you almost have to have that like playful nature from the start
: make her feel special
: and go back and forth
: the problem with GUYS HOWEVER
: is that they don't want to play the game until the get to know the girl
: and feel like she's worth
: pursuing in that direction
: but by then it's too late
: because we think, "oh we just grew on each other"
: and we're so used to the habit of seeing u as a friend
: that it's hard to just want to kiss you overnight
: so basically even if you don't like the girl............
: if you think in the slightest way
: that you ever could
: start playing her from the start
: just so you don't end up in the friend category from the beginning
: :/
: that's how to be successful


time to manwhore it up this summer.

something a little bit more serious

okay ive had it. normally i stand on the sidelines reserving my own opinion, so that i dont get in stupid political arguments with friends. ive seen it in 3 aim profiles already, ive read about it on forums. its that same congess.ORG website thats turning heads regarding an incoming draft. and where is that bill as of now? just sitting around like thousands of other bills in congress. and its still sitting around. and i think if any other senators decide to back the bill, theyll kill their chances of re-election via constituency indifference.

To provide for the common defense by requiring that all young persons in the United States, including women, perform a period of military service or a period of civilian service in furtherance of the national defense and homeland security, and for other purposes.

normally when people think of the draft, they immediately think theyll automatically be placed into combat. there are plenty of deskjobs in the military. not that im trying to reassure you that the military is the greatest thing in the world. the army itself has stated multiple times before that they would rather have a smaller, stronger, more suitable soldier count. in other words, conscripts make for shitty soldiers. the military has even requested further downsizing, but congress as of now refuses to allow more base closures.

it also says "OR a period of civilian service in furtherance of the national defense and homeland security, and for other purposes."

(2) in a civilian capacity that, as determined by the President, promotes the national defense, including national or community service and homeland security.

lets think realistically. as crazy as the current president may seem, would he define community service as engagement in combat as a civilian? would anyone?

the funny thing is that this is really nothing new. the bill is merely an update, including all that jive about homeland security. the inclusion of women is the most eye-catching part. but heres something funnier:

http://www.sss.gov/

and then there are those who believe the government is 100% shady to the last drop. i cant do anything to argue that. at least im not a citizen of south korea. gyeon-woo is my hero. he has a sassy girl.