i live in a strange world with strange coincidences. alas, everythings probabilistic in the universe (as physics reminded me) and social events consist of a combination of systematic and stochastic mechanisms.

but every once in awhile someone hits their "one out-er" and all we can do is stand back, scratch our chin, and say what the fuck.

seriously, what the fuck. i love the state of california but sometimes it seems still too small.

random thoughts. no i did not get a bad beat in poker.

I <3 BILL O'REILLY

no i dont.

but the colbert report does a bang up job making a mockery of this popular fox news star. right now, go look up when the bill oreilly show pops up and watch an entire episode. (some may be subjecting themselves to 30 minutes of torture). then watch the colbert report. the way his segments are structured, you can probably foresee the humor getting a little old. oh well. stephen colbert cant maintain his humor every episode, but if you love the daily show, consider the colbert report a daily show appetizer.

heres my sad attempt to replicate a clip:


"Things never look good when you get underneath the surface, even nice things. For instance, Angelina Jolie. By all standards a hottie. Worth ruining your marriage for."


"But if you pull back just one layer..."

"Yeecchhh. I gotta tell you, that rolled up my campsite."

IM me if you want downloaded episodes.